Idiot Conversation With General Contractor

Have I ever told you that I work in the construction industry?
Do you know what that is like? 
For most of my adult life the man to woman ratio in my worklife has been 200/1
That is a lot of men to deal with
The other day I had the following conversation with an idiot


Idiot Man: Vendor says they haven't gotten the check we sent you  (note it was a joint check which means it was made out to our vendor and to us and we had to endorse over to them and send to them to keep)
Me: I mailed it last week
Idiot: Well they don't have it
Me: (silence)
Idiot:  Do you have proof you mailed it?
Me:  No, I sent it regular mail
Idiot:  Did you take a copy of the envelope?
Me:  (OMG REALLY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?)  No
Idiot:  What are you going to do?
Me:  I guess you need to re-issue the check
Idiot:  But where is the check?
Me:  I mailed it.  I don't know where it is now, just that I do not have it.
Idiot:  Well, what are you going to do about it
Me:  (Banging head on wall)
Idiot: I was trying to help you out by sending that check.
Me:  I know and I appreciate that but I sent it in the mail and there is no way to know where it is so we will have to get a new one.
Idiot:  That will take a whole week.
Me:  (And........)
Me:  (Stapling my fingers to my earlob)
Me: (Stabbing myself in my eye)
Me: ( Giving myself paper cuts)
Moments pass
Idiot:  What are you going to do about the check?
Me: (Jumped Out My Office Window)